2018 is here, and it's time for New Year resolutions!

First of all, I will get more people to read my professionally written, most wonderful, exorbitantly beautiful novel. I will start by marketing it to owlbears, I think. Yes, planning on the first of January is the best!

Second, I'll be more authentic and less snarky Or I'll try at least, because part of my authen . . . authenti . . . authenticity, yes, is my snark. So separating the two is a pain. But life often gets difficult enough without me being smart at people.

Third, I will get more even more stuff done. More yoga, more writing, more Japanese, more risk-management, more mathematical statistics, more reading, more tabletops, more gaming, more cooking, more socializing. Yep, sounds totally doable.

And finally, I will stop torturing myself while fulfilling my plans. I feel like that was what sucked most about my 2017: I took little care of myself and my relationships while shooting for what I wanted.